manager: i'm sorry, ma'am, but that feature only applies to wamu free checking accounts.
me: but i have a free checking account.
manager: yes, ma'am, but you don't have a wamu free checking account.
me: but... um, wait... i'm confused. my checking account is with you, wamu, and it's free.
manager: yes, ma'am.
me: wouldn't that make it a wamu free checking account?
manager: no, ma'am.
me: ???
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videos i love
- am i ugly?
- big earrings, bigger hair, and a whole lot of twang
- a sunday smile
- eddie izzard on british vs. US movies
- eddie izzard on religion
- swell season (his opening here kills me)
- the littlest birds (watch for the cool striped stockings and the guy with the awesome beard)
- andrew bird - nervous tic motion of the head to the left (i so wish i could whistle!)
2 comments:
Becks!
I had a similar one recently with my phone service provider:
Me: I need to activate my international calling.
Manager: I'm sorry sir, but you haven't had your phone for three months yet, you can't add that feature.
Me: I need to call London tomorrow or I won't get a job. What do i need to do to make that happen?
Manager: I'm sorry sir, but you haven't had your phone for three months yet, you can't add that feature.
Me: Let's say my mother was dying in London and I needed to call her tomorrow morning by 10:00, how could we make that work?
...Long pause
Manager: I'm sorry sir, but you haven't had your phone for three months yet, you can't add that feature.
wow
i love corporations! yipee!
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