recent discoveries while wasting time on apple trailers

1. there's a movie out called "i want someone to eat cheese with" - i must see this movie.

2. a morgan freeman voiceover: "there is a story about the greek gods. they were bored, so they invented human beings. but they were still bored, so they invented love. and they weren't bored anymore. so they decided to try love for themselves. and, finally, they invented laughter, so they could stand it." i like this very much.

3. i really need to find more productive ways to spend my time than watching trailers online.